The Faff - 14.07.2025

Acting my age and trying not to laugh
Respecting my elders and working hard
It's all such a fucking faff
Every single weekday I'm on the piss
So how do you expect me
	To maintain your bloody peace?

I stutter again, yet another gaffe
I'm feeling awkward, I try not to cry
But it's such a fucking faff
I hate this shit job and I hate this place
I bolt out of the meeting
	With tears streaming down my face

Debate after debate, graph after graph
The Party's still making up its damn mind
And it's such a fucking faff
No chairman can stop me, I've decided
I'll grab a stone off the ground
	And go smash a copper's head
And if I see any more of those dicks
	I'll go pick up a few red bricks

Constant demands, it's just never enough
A few nice words and a kick in the balls
Can't put up with all this faff
Family or not, you won't make me cede
'Cause I won't be there for you
	In your goddamn time of need
	
I'm so sick and tired of living a lie
Maintaining a fiction 'cause it suits you
	When I'd rather see it die
I'll tell you what I think, but not today
'Cause how can I be honest
	When I don't know what to say?